cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you will always have a special place in my vag
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Randomize
