physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
