Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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