We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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