And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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