did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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