Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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