I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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