I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
