Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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