I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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