i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
All I want is dick and wine.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
