I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We're too hungover to prance.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
