Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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