The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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