what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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