I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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