so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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