Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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