How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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