I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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