I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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