I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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