where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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