i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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