I'm so fucking centered right now
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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