i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Let's get the cat blown out
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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