I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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