So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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