I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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