she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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