Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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