he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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