i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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