I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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