problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
