Moan for me like Helen Keller
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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