I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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