oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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