yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm too high and old for this...
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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