Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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