Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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