How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
this will be a night to untag.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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