How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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