he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My feet surprised me
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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