I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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