She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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