I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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