This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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