I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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