You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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